Even the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat looks forward to his weekly brushing.
Yes… Concentrate on the head… I may have had a run-in with a spider web or two.
Bath? What?! No, that’s really not necessary, Human Daddy.
Just keep doing what you’re doing.
Don’t forget my right flank. I fear that I’ve acquired some burrs on both sides of my glossy top coat.
Long story…
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 
What is it with cats and spider webs.. I’ve caught mine quite a few times eating them… what is it.. kitty spaghetti to them?!
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Yes, it’s a lovely snack! Even better if there are some delectable bugs stuck in the web. Purrs, Phelps
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that is the best time… I want a brushing session efurry day… but the mama gets no 9k per month like the groomer of our former president…
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Huh… Maybe you can start paying her in a different currency, like field mice or even squirrels as you are a big, ferocious Woofie. Purrs, Phelps
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Reminds me of my old black cat Jake. He’s come in with burrs in his fur and if I didn’t clean them out, I’d find them in my bed, on my chair and in my towels. Funny how they get there.
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Well, if you don’t remove the burrs, we have to take of things on our own. Rolling around on towels and bedding is always a good call. Purrs, Phelps
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dood !!!!!!!
knot de b.a.t.h.e. werd ~~~~~~~~~ ;(
we like R brushinz two….
N how manee spiderz did ya get ta eat? we got betz heer; we R sayin 287 !! 🙂 ♥♥
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Oh, I think I topped 300, easy. I’m a skilled spider-hunter if there ever was one! Purrs, Phelps
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I like getting brushed too, only Mom keeps the brush in the bathroom and tries brushing me when I am in the sink. Sometimes she forgets, but since I don’t go outside I have never seen these burs of which you speak. Spider webs? Now that’s a different story! Lol
Foster🐱🐼
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Spiders and their webs are endless fun! Purrs, Phelps
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Brushing? Marble says, “Run! Hide!” I am a stealth brusher.
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I feel the same when my Human Mommy grabs the brush. Human Daddy is a master brusher–Human Mommy not so much. Purrs, Phelps
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Lookin’ good Phelps! I hope you didn’t end up getting a bath!!
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No baths for me! I’m dry clean only! Purrs, Phelps
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