Drown your Sorrows

Are your pretty Daffodils menaced by Stella, the winter storm not the clumsy Woofie? Is there absolutely nothing you can do to keep them safe?

Don’t let the Daffodils sense your concern. Don’t fill their innocent, petaled heads with thoughts of their untimely demise.

Feel free, though, to drink away your sorrows at the Lion’s Head Tavern.




Although falling snow draws large flocks to the feeder, you recognize that your midnight fur would provide insufficient camouflage against the white backdrop.  Take a moment to feel grateful that you are a house panther who can watch birds for entertainment and whose food bowl is filled by the servants… er… humans.

–Darth Vader