Sometimes, one of your best friends may want to talk to you about something that’s important to them but boring to you, like water quality or bubble nests or the proper positioning of leaf hammocks.
It’s okay if you start to doze off.
You are a Cat after all.
By the fourth day of being snowed in, severe ennui sets in.
When it’s too cold to hunt birds outside, amuse yourself by preying on the puppy’s toys strewn around the living room. The squeaky boa constrictor befits a young, bored lion, though it would be even better if the snake were filled with nip.