It’s not the softest pillow and it’s not the biggest pillow.
But Human Daddy’s head is the best pillow, paws down.
If you are a Woofie, you may need to wait for the Humans to offer you a pillow.
If you’re a Cat, you simply take possession of what’s rightfully yours.
“Get down, Puppies!” Human Mommy says as she rushes to get ready for work.
Puppies? What Puppies?
Only us King-sized Pillows here, Human Mommy.
Please leave the bedroom door open on your way out in case we Pillows fancy a snack or need to go potty.
–Cosmo and Stella
It doesn’t matter who arrived first. Cats always have dibs on the pillow.