Papa Cosmo is the world’s best Dog Dad…
…and the world’s best pillow.
–Xena
Papa Cosmo is the world’s best Dog Dad…
…and the world’s best pillow.
–Xena
Thank you for my new big bed, Grammy Cat!
Despite what the Woofies say, I know that you intended it for me and only me as its brown color complements my autumnal stripes.
–Lily
I recently moved to my Winter Palace,* as I do every year.
Human Mommy fretted, as she does every year.
Unlike other years, when she has been more accepting,** Human Mommy dispatched Human Daddy*** to retrieve me.
So I find myself back in my Summer Palace.
For now…
–Phelps
*Phelps’ Winter Palace is a cold weather shelter for stray cats that a neighbor set up 4 houses down from his Summer Palace. No strays have taken advantage of the Winter Palace, as Phelps claimed it as his, several winters ago.
**Human Mommy has never really “accepted” this situation. It’s just plain embarrassing when your Cat leaves a perfectly well heated house, numerous Cat trees, and expensive kibble to rough it in a heated storage container with an endless supply of Meow Mix.
***Human Daddy, while not nearly as embarrassed as Human Mommy, sent numerous Cat photos to the neighbor 4 houses down so that she could see that Phelps’ Summer Palace isn’t half bad.
Quicksilver is receiving chest strokes and I am not.
Not cool, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
So you want to take a picture of a Lion prowling along the fence top?
Sorry, paparazzi.
Not today.
–Finnegan
Well, hello there.
Congratulations on your order of an Amazonian Apex Predator.
Now where’s my dinner?
–Luna
With temperatures getting chillier by the day…
…it is most important to guard your firewood.
–Finnegan
On this most special holiday, it is your Feline duty to lounge about…
…as your Humans attend to the preparation of your feast.
–Lily
When there are two Toll Collectors on duty, you must pay the stair toll twice.
Why?
Because we said so and because otherwise you’re not going upstairs.
–Amber and Luna
When you are true royalty…
…every seat is a throne…
…even a step stool.
–Lily