Daily Feline Wisdom

The Meowies eat and drink contentedly, while I whither away to fur and bones.

Poor me!

–Cosmo

I am perfection…

…in the form of a loaf.

–Darth Vader

It’s still the weekend, Human Mommy! You can do whatever you want, except for moving your arm.

Please don’t move your arm. I am using it.

–Sunny

Meowie lap cuddles are fine, I guess.

But how can it be a really satisfying cuddle, Humans, unless it cuts off circulation to your legs?

–Cosmo and Xena

Hoping your weekend involves…

…some quality lounging time.

–Phelps

I am soaking up the sun.

I am becoming unbelievably powerful.

–Luna

This is bliss.

Pure bliss.

–Xena

Count yourselves lucky, Humans…

…to witness the rare phenomenon of a double tail drape.

–Finnegan and Phelps

On chilly, wintry days, blankets are essential.

–Xena

As is fur.

–Phelps

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Miss Xena is the best chin rest, paws down.

–Sunny