Oh the joy…
…of a Woofie-less bed!
–Finnegan
Joy
Melting
Oh, no!
It’s happening again.
I’m melting.
–Lily
Play Time
I know it’s hot, Papa Cosmo, but haven’t we done enough lounging for one day?
Surely it’s time to play!
–Xena
Failure to Pay
You failed to pay the stair toll and now you want to saunter down the upstairs hall as if you own the joint.
No.
–Amber, Lily, and Darth Vader
Ear Skritch
Ahem!
My ears are not going to skritch themselves.
Aaaaah! Much better!
–Sunny
New Carpet
Thank you for finally unrolling my new carpet, Human Daddy.
Please keep the Woofies off my new carpet. It’s mine and they have questionable hygiene practices.
–Lily
After a lively night…
After a lively Saturday night of Catting…
…a long Sunday snooze is de riguer.
–Phelps and Amber
Sleeping in
There’s nothing wrong with sleeping in…
…on a Saturday morning.
–Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena
Freight Surcharge
Are you planning on coming up the stairs with that bulky bin of laundry, Human Mommy?
Please note that we have instituted a freight surcharge on the stair toll.
–Lily and Amber
Peckish
I’m not sitting pointedly in front of the fridge for my health, Human Mommy.
I’m obviously feeling peckish.
–Darth Vader
