Daily Feline Wisdom

Human Mommy tells me that I am a micromanager.

Perhaps if she did her job better, I wouldn’t have to be.

–Amber

Human Daddy built us a windowseat so that we can all look out the bay window.

We have the best windowseat ever…

…and the best Human Daddy!

–Stella

The Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat appreciates nothing more…

…than a toasty fire on a chilly night.

–Phelps

What am I doing, Humans? Oh, nothing really…

Just engaging in a spot of photosynthesis.

–Luna

It is a beautiful, spring-like day, and yet the door is closed.

Care to explain yourself, Human Mommy?

–Darth Vader

I am so magnificent that…

…I amaze myself sometimes.

–Lily

I have heard that the bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house.

Of course, I have taken it upon myself to supervise my beloved Humans and intervene as necessary.

–Henry, Guest Contributor

Sometimes the Puppy Princess has to make tough choices…

…such as whether to settle on the remaining spot on the Sleeping Cloud or to take possession of last bit of Sun Puddle.

–Xena

Behold a perfect pair of tuxedoed gentlemen…

…at repose in the buttery sun.

–Cosmo and Phelps

If we Cats look at you in an inquisitive manner, it is rarely because we are interested in what you are doing, Humans.*

It is more often because we are wondering why you are not doing more for us.

–Luna

*Exceptions apply, such as when you’re in the kitchen or doing something genuinely interesting to us Cats such as sewing or knitting.