Daily Feline Wisdom

Wowza, Sunny! How’d you get so tall?

I don’t quite know, Xena. Human Daddy counted to three and then I found myself up high like this.

–Sunny

We know you, Human Mommy. It is just past Big Bird Day, so we know you are thinking about our annual Dogsmas Tree.

We are not against this, but we are against the rearrangement of our living room furniture to make room for the tree.

–Cosmo and Sunny

The Super Void is HUNGRY.

Hook us up before we start absorbing all surrounding matter, including but not limited to the remnants of yesterday’s Big Bird.

–Darth Vader and Stella

Nothing beats a day that starts with a parade, includes a Dog Show, and…

…ends with a Big Bird!

–Stella and Xena

Welcome to a rare conference of all 6 Cats…

…sponsored by Temptations.

–Darth Vader, et. al.

I am a Loaf, not a Cat, so why are you taking my photo?

Surely, you don’t mean to use me in the Big Bird Day stuffing??

–Finnegan

Sometimes, especially when it’s chilly outside, individual Voids may merge into a Super Void.

Please fetch snacks, Humans. Your Super Void is supremely hungry.

–Darth Vader and Stella

You know you’re gorgeous when…

…you look like this without even trying.

–Lily

As a Black Panther, the couch cushion belongs to me.

Still, sometimes I let a fellow Void use my cushion because she’s a very good and very pretty girl.

–Darth Vader

You want to sleep here, Human Mommy?

That is not possible.

–Luna and Darth Vader