Ahem!
I require a tummy rub!
Too late, slow poke Humans.
I have changed my mind.
–Amber
Where have you been?!
I love you so much, Human Uncle!
I’m going to get my odor ALL over you!
–Sydney
Where’ve you been, Human Daddy? Who’ve you been with?
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena, and Sunny
Glorious
Glorious…
…aren’t I?
–Lily
Fan
It’s hot and my fan is not plugged in.
Put your opposable thumbs to good use IMMEDIATELY, Humans!
–Darth Vader
Dog Days
Why do Humans refer to these as the “Dog Days” of summer?
We Cats are the only ones to appreciate this mix of heat and humidity.
–Finnegan
Good Guy
A good guy always lets his lady hog the blanket.
As well he should.
–Sunny and Stella
Closed Door
This door is closed.
Unacceptable, Humans.
–Amber and Darth Vader
Mama’s Boy
I’m a Mama’s Boy for sure.
Just ask Human Mommy.
–Sunny
Daddy’s Girl II
I’m a Daddy’s Girl–no doubt about it.
Just ask Human Daddy.
–Xena
King-Size Bed
The King-Size bed feels ever so much more comfortable…
…once the Humans depart for the mysterious place they call “work.”
–Cosmo, Sunny, Stella, and Xena
