I hope you don’t have any big plans for Sunday, Human Mommy.
I am personally planning on using your leg as a bolster for as long as I can.
–Sunny
Beverage Pairings
No matter what you are eating…
…a fresh, cool saucer of cream will pair perfectly with your food.
–Luna
TDIF (Thank Dog It’s Friday)
Whoopty Dog! It’s Friday!
How about a celebratory tummy rub?
–Cosmo
Oh, Fire
Oh, fire! You are so crackly and bright and warm!
You fill me with joy.
–Xena
Laying Claim
I hereby declare this cardboard box and its contents mine.
All mine.
–Luna
Come and join us
Come and join us, Human Mommy!
We saved you a spot.
–Cosmo, Xena, Sunny and Stella
Beauty Routine 2
You Humans iron your clothes when you want to look particularly sharp.
We Cats lick our fur.
Licking is more effective than ironing.
–Lily
Peckish
Please use your opposable thumbs to open the fridge, Human Mommy.
I’m feeling peckish.
–Darth Vader
Beauty Routine
Why do you take showers, Human Mommy?
Don’t you have a tongue?
Why do you slather creams and ointments and Cat-knows-what on your face?
Why don’t you just grow out your face fur?
–Amber
What to do?
Oh Dog-Diggity-Dog! It’s Friday, Sunny!
What should we do first to celebrate?
–Xena
