Don’t exhaust yourself building up your muscles. Contrary to popular opinion, all the ladies want is a soft furry belly.
Try it out for yourself. Flop on the sidewalk and expose your belly. The ladies will flock to you. Guaranteed.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Oh you charmers!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
We are regular ladies’ cats. Purrs, Quicksilver and Darth Vader
LikeLiked by 1 person
That never worked for me.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Maybe your tummy is not furry enough? Purrs, Quicksilver and Darth Vader
LikeLiked by 1 person
You are probably right.
LikeLiked by 1 person
People flock to me when I lay on my back and expose my belly with my legs spread. But they don’t want to rub my belly. Nope, that’s not why they’re flocking to me. I think it’s because I’m not as charming as Quicksilver and Darth Vader. It might be the belly that’s exposed but its their sweet faces that beckon.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hmmm… Are you a Human? You sound like a Human. This technique does not necessarily work for Humans as your bellies, though sometimes soft, are not sufficiently furry. Sorry… Maybe we should’ve put a warning in our post? Purrs, Quicksilver and Darth Vader
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yes, quite right. Thanks for the clarification.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re welcome! Purrs, Quicksilver and DV
LikeLiked by 1 person
Soft? Furry? Where? Wanna pet!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Of course you do! The trick is to figure out which one of us you pet first without offending the other. Purrs, Quicksilver and DV
LikeLiked by 1 person
I have two hands….
LikeLiked by 1 person
But as you can see I’m the photo, we are too far apart for a double stroke. Besides, we prefer to be tended to individually. We are Cats. We have an abundance of egotism. Purrs, QS and DV
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is so true 😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nothing like a soft furry belly. Purrs, Quicksilver and Darth Vader
LikeLiked by 1 person
You always make me smile. Thanks 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sending purrs, QS and DV
LikeLiked by 1 person
GIRLS we have been figured out!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yep, we know you ladies want some of this! Purrs, QS & DV
LikeLiked by 1 person
*purrs, too*
LikeLike
doodz….dai$y said ewe both R total lee handsum….uz doodz heer tried thiz; but we epic failed…boomer….himz a senior N said hiz bonez bee a achin…me…tuna….eye am kinda….heftee… N sorta fall bak over on me side !!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s okay if you roll onto your side. So long as some of your soft belly is accessible, the ladies will still be happy. Tell Miss Daisy thanks from us handsome guys. Purrs, Quicksilver and Darth Vader
LikeLike
These are the most brilliant cat names!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you! Our Human Daddy named us. He is a great namer, if we do say so ourselves. Purrs Quicksilver and Darth Vader
LikeLike