Yup, Xena’s my girlfriend…
And so is Stella…
I’m a Ladies’ Man.
–Sunny
What the Ladies Want III
Kissing is all well and good, but what a lady really wants is for you to lick her face.
–Finnegan
What the Ladies Want II
Don’t exhaust yourself building up your muscles. Contrary to popular opinion, all the ladies want is a soft furry belly.
Try it out for yourself. Flop on the sidewalk and expose your belly. The ladies will flock to you. Guaranteed.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Girl Time
No matter how nice the guys are, we ladies need our girl time to recharge.
–Amber and Lily
What the ladies want…
When you’re grooming yourself, don’t forget to lick your tummy. Ladies swoon over a clean, snowy tummy.
–Finnegan
Daily Feline Wisdom 