The Cats told me that Human Mommy likes nothing more than freshly killed gifts.
Sometimes the Cats lie.
Still, the act of killing…er…giving is reward enough in itself.
–Stella
The Cats told me that Human Mommy likes nothing more than freshly killed gifts.
Sometimes the Cats lie.
Still, the act of killing…er…giving is reward enough in itself.
–Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Stelle, do not tell me you got NOT praised for that kill! You are a good dog for killing a rat!
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Human Mommy praised me and scritched my ears the way I like and told me that I am the best warrior princess ever. But then she left my trophy outside where any marauding fox or large cat could scoop it up and claim it for themselves. When he got home from work, Human Daddy called Mommy and said that he had “taken care of it.” I asdumed that “taking care of it” involved a trip to the local taxidermist so that we can mount my first kill above the fireplace where it belongs. Big brother Finnegan told me that it’s more likely “taking care of it” involved wrapping my trophy in double plastic bags and tossing it unceremoniously in the trash. At least Human Mommy took a picture, I guess…
Woofs and Wags, Stella
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Well, she has – a picture with the proud huntress, too! And she posted it on the internet – and we all know, the internet never forgets. Maybe your humans don’t have enough space for ALL the trophies … with 7 cats that is very likely!
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Harrumph… Finnegan’s first kill got a video AND a proper burial. Woofs and Wags, Stella
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Now, that is sexist!
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Well, Finnegan’s the only one with a video. Don’t tell Finn, but I think it might just be because it took him a super long time to score his first trophy. Woofs, Stella
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đŸ˜‰ My lips are sealed.
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The thought behind the gift was genuine(although my cats sometimes fib…) and at least you killed it outside the house rather than in…
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Yes, very genuine. I love my Human Mommy soooo much! I wonder why she didn’t keep my gift?
Woofs and Wags, Stella
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Ummm, to be honest, there’s not a lot humans can do with dead rats…so she probably gave it to the rubbish bin who really enjoyed it! : )
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She could have taken it to the local taxidermist or simply chopped off its head and put it on a stake in our garden to warn other rats that Warrior Princess Stella is on the prowl. Woofs and Wags, Stella
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I’m sure she meant to praise you!
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Human Mommy praised me to the sky BUT she did not keep my gift. Woofs, Stella
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How rude of her! Surely it would have made a nice rodent pie. Or rodent kebab?!? đŸ˜‰
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Or she could have taken it to the local taxidermist and then mounted it above the fireplace… Woofs, Stella
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XD. Yes that would have been good
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