It’s easy to get dehydrated on a sunny summer day. Thank goodness for public water fountains.
–Quicksilver
Happy Father’s Day
Nothing is better than a great daddy.
–Cosmo
Smiling
Smiling in photos is optional.
–Darth Vader
Good Housekeeping
Good housekeeping is overrated. So long as the kitty litter is pristine, it’s all right to leave a dirty comforter waiting days, weeks, months for a trip to the washing machine.
Cats enjoy a nap on a cumulus cloud.
–Quicksilver
Now you’re hidden
Find some aged stumps that correspond to your tortie fur and perch on top. Now you’re hidden.
If the Woofies use their sniffers instead of their eyes, they may detect you. Now you’re not hidden.
If one of the Woofies has the audacity to sniff your derriere, threaten to deploy your claws.
–Amber
The Best Spot
Do you have the whole bed all to yourself? Pick the best spot, on top of the Humans’ clothes.
–Finnegan
Don’t Stare
It’s impolite to stare at a pretty lady who has momentarily forgotten to put her tongue back in her mouth.
–Stella
Possession
Possession is nine tenths of the law.
Cattitude makes up for the other tenth.
This chair is mine. Get your own.
–Quicksilver
Lengthen Yourself
Don’t worry if you’re not as tall as your big brother. You can lengthen yourself daily through a targeted stretching routine.
–Stella
Privileges of Age
Elder Cats may linger over dinner just as long as we please. Younger Cats must wait respectfully in the waiting box, sometimes referred to as a bar, until we cede our place.
Such are the privileges of age.
–Charlie
Daily Feline Wisdom 