Month: June 2019

Are you melting in the early summer heat?

Let Nature take its course…

Be the puddle.

–Darth Vader

You kiss me…

…I lick you.

Fair’s fair.

–Xena

Sometimes you are walking along innocently…

…when you encounter a hand.

Attack Mode Activated

–Phelps

Nothing beats…

…a head skritch.

–Sunny

You can make all the kissy-kissy noises you want, Humans.

I will not deign to look at the camera.

–Finnegan

Gosh, this couch is mighty comfortable but it’s food o’clock.

Do you suppose our Humans will deliver our dinner here, Sunny?

If not, Cosmo, we could always try Grubhub or DoorDash or Uber Eats…

–Cosmo and Sunny

Beware of the fearsome Mountain Lioness!

She is mighty bored and might pounce on just about anything.

–Luna

My boyfriend Cosmo has many good qualities.

Knowing how to be a pillow is one of them.

–Stella

Nice new pan, Human Daddy, but does it cook things just so?

Better give your beloved Dog a taste to make sure.

–Cosmo

I don’t question it when you drink wine out of those tiny, fragile goblets, do I, Human Mommy?

So why are you questioning my chosen drinking receptacle?

–Lily