Month: June 2019

Are we busy?

Very.

We are busy lounging.

–Darth Vader and Phelps

Hey, Humans!

Wouldn’t your romantic, al fresco dinner be much improved…

…by the addition of a beloved Dog?

–Cosmo

Welcome home from your work trip, Human Mommy.

Did your Cat Manager authorize this?

No, no I did NOT!

Now I will ignore you, more pointedly than usual.

–Amber

Some of us prefer to nap all spread out…

…and some of us prefer squeezing ourselves into a cozy Meowie bed.

You do you.

There is no wrong way to nap.

–Cosmo and Sunny

I am napping but I am also actively ignoring you, Humans.

You have to be a Cat to pull this off.

–Luna

I can see you, Uncle Darth, I can smell you, but somehow I can’t get at you.

This new door Human Daddy installed is some kind of magic.

–Xena

I am at perfect repose except for my tail…

…in which there remains sufficient muscle tension to maintain a perfect curve.

–Lily

Your parallel parking alarms me, Human Mommy.

Would you like me to take the wheel?

–Finnegan

Wait your turn to sit on the bench.

Your turn is, as always, after your Cats have had their turns.

Kindly queue up behind Quicksliver but understand that Phelps, Finnegan, Amber, Lily, and Luna are well within their rights to cut in front of you because they are Cats and you are not.

–Darth Vader

It’s hard to take a good family photo where everyone’s eyes are open and looking at the camera.

Don’t give up!

–Cosmo, Xena, Stella and Sunny