Non-members dare not sit in the Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
First, it’s against the rules.
Second, you don’t have a lint remover sticky enough to un-fur your clothes after sitting upon our couches.
–Phelps
There’s no such thing as lazy…
…especially when the weather is hot enough to singe your whiskers.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Let yourself melt on the back deck.
Venture into the AC to resolidify.
Repeat.
–Quicksilver
No, I will not get down.
This is my table.
–Lily
Are you ready to play now, Papa Cosmo?
I sure am bored!
–Xena
When Xena is unavailable…
…Sunny makes for a decent chin rest.
–Stella
Why did you force me inside when it got hot? I wasn’t melting…
I had plans!
–Phelps
OMD that was a long, hot walk with Human Daddy.
I sure hope Xena doesn’t want to play right now.
–Cosmo
No, my box is not too small.
Downsizing is all the rage.
–Darth Vader
The kitchen looks to be about as clean as it ever gets…
…yet you don’t appear to have made any progress on my dinner.
Why not, Humans?
–Quicksilver
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