Why do Humans refer to these as the “Dog Days” of summer?

We Cats are the only ones to appreciate this mix of heat and humidity.
–Finnegan
Why do Humans refer to these as the “Dog Days” of summer?

We Cats are the only ones to appreciate this mix of heat and humidity.
–Finnegan
A good guy always lets his lady hog the blanket.

As well he should.
–Sunny and Stella
This door is closed.

Unacceptable, Humans.
–Amber and Darth Vader
I’m a Mama’s Boy for sure.

Just ask Human Mommy.
–Sunny
I’m a Daddy’s Girl–no doubt about it.

Just ask Human Daddy.
–Xena
The King-Size bed feels ever so much more comfortable…

…once the Humans depart for the mysterious place they call “work.”
–Cosmo, Sunny, Stella, and Xena
Eeeeew!

This water tastes of Woofie!

Humans! A Meowie is drinking our water AND criticizing it.
That’s not right.
–Lily and Stella
Yup, I’m a Daddy’s Girl.

Just ask Papa Cosmo.
–Xena
Is the long, hot summer…

…ever going to end?
–Cosmo
ALERT! THE BOWLS ARE EMPTY!!!
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

I AM STARVING!!!!!!!!!
–Darth Vader