Stay back, Woofies!

Lily needs to hydrate.
–Amber
Stay back, Woofies!

Lily needs to hydrate.
–Amber
I enjoy entertaining as much as the next Beta, but…

…sometimes it’s nice to chill out on my own with no Meowie visitors.
–Orion
My Humans have not yet procured my pumpkins, but I found a hay bail upon which to pose.

Consider this my 2019 Pre-Halloween portrait.
Whatcha got, Sun King?
–Darth Vader
Xena makes for a cute lamp when she is wearing her cone…

…but it is much nicer when she has it off and becomes a pillow.
–Cosmo
I’m sorry you Humans are neither small nor flexible enough to curl up in a box for a nap.

You don’t know what you’re missing.
–Finnegan
Auntie Amber, I know that all pillows belong to Meowies, but can you give me first dibs as I am recuperating?

You make for a cute lamp, Xena, but no.
The law is clear–pillows fall under Feline jurisdiction.
–Xena and Amber
I have returned from the Vet, only to be confined to a Fortress of Solitude, with an unflattering lampshade around my neck.

Woe is me.
–Xena
When it’s chilly outside…

…it’s sometimes better to share a lap than to wait for an individual one.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Nothing beats a good, lazy Sunday.

–Sunny, Stella, Xena, and Cosmo
This is my fire, Woofies.

There’s no room for you to sit.
–Amber