The proper tail drape…

…makes every photo great.
–Darth Vader
The proper tail drape…

…makes every photo great.
–Darth Vader
A stare down is inevitable…

…when there is only one treat remaining and more than one Cat.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Why, oh why…

…did this happen to me?!
–Xena
It is nice to have a second floor in your home.

Getting up high gives you a good vantage point on the birds.
–Amber
It is boring to wait for a lap.

But it is lovely to sit on a lap, particularly when another Cat is waiting.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Whenever a Human is in the kitchen, you should deploy your Puppy Eyes.

Kitchen = Food = Potential Treats
–Xena
Hot diggity Dog!

It’s finally fire season.
–Cosmo
Park benches are comfortable under drizzle…

…provided there’s a protective, leafy overhang.
–Phelps and Darth Vader
I do my best thinking…

…in loaf position.
–Lily
Be sure to hydrate…

…to maintain your tuxedo’s luxurious glossiness.
–Phelps