Month: July 2020

There are plenty of good napping spots in my home.

The best ones are next to Papa Cosmo.

–Xena

It’s Monday again, Human Mommy. Well, Monday for you.

I’m not observing Monday this week.

I can do that since I’m a Cat.

–Amber

This bench is taken.

Try the one behind me without the comfortable cushion.

–Darth Vader

Storage units should always have a dedicated Cat shelf.

More, of course, if you have more than one Feline Overlord or Overlady…

–Arya, Guest Contributor

You seem very busy what with your three computer screens, Human Mommy.

I am busy, too. Busy napping.

–Phelps

No, you may not open this door, Human Mommy.

When will you be able to go into that room?

It will be a long wait. I have just barely started my lounging session and, as you can see, Darth is queued up to take my spot if and when I move.

–Lily

I am a dense, powerful loaf of muscular House Panther.

I am absorbing all the light of the universe in my glorious dark fur.

Don’t even try and pick me up right now, Human Mommy. I’m not in the mood for a cuddle.

–Darth Vader

Oh look! A new door!

Of course, I’m capable of scaling the 6-foot fence in a single bound.

Still, there’s nothing wrong with taking a shortcut now and again.

–Finnegan

Ahem! This may not be my favorite Cat Tree but it is still my Cat Tree and NOT a storage shelf.

Kindly remove your boots and anything else that does not belong.

–Luna

Good, you’re finally up.

I require an ear skritch and Uncle Darth says that we are verging on a Code Red situation in the kibble department.

–Lily