Month: August 2020

Human Daddy is giving treats to a Meowie but none to us.

That’s not fair.

–Cosmo and Xena

Good morning, Human Mommy! I’m glad you’re up.

You were kind of hogging the pillow.

–Finnegan

Look at me, Human Mommy!

I’m posing.

–Lily

It’s 2020, Human Mommy! You can read everything on your Smartphone or tablet.

Why oh why do you insist on printing?

The chugging of the inkjets is disturbing my naptime.

–Amber

Mondays can be stressful.

Help your Human Mommy decompress by offering your ears…

…and muzzle for a nice skritch.

You are both winners in this arrangement.

–Sunny

Stuck at home?

Keep things fresh for your Cats by rearranging their Cat Trees, thereby creating new spots for them to nap and chill.

–Amber

What do you mean you’ve already paid the stair toll, Human Mommy?

You may have paid the UP toll, but now you owe us the DOWN toll.

So pay up or you’re not going downstairs.

–Darth Vader and Phelps

It’s raining and I’m bored…

…ever so bored.

I should pounce on something.

–Luna

So my dining experience was subpar, but I still have high hopes for the sleeping accommodations provided by this hotel.

Small, dark, enclosed, with a lovely fresh comforter to leave my fur on.

Perfect, just perfect.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

It’s easiest to get over the hump in Hump Day…

…if you remain firmly and steadfastly asleep.

–Darth Vader