Month: August 2020

It’s a bit hot out, but it’s still a lovely day.

Come and join us Human Mommy!

–Cosmo, Xena, Sunny, and Stella

I placed a simple order–salmon a la carte with an extra dry ‘Niptini.

Not only was the wait interminable…

…when my food did arrive, it wasn’t what I had ordered.

What’s with the green stuff smothering my salmon? I didn’t order a glass of wine! Where’s my ‘Niptini?!

Of course I sent my meal back to the kitchen and finally received what I had ordered, minus the ‘Niptini.

I am still quite peeved about my ‘Niptini.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Human Daddy’s lap is always a happening spot…

…never more so than when he’s distributing treats from a bag on his lap.

–Sunny, Xena, Cosmo, and Stella

A glass of wine might be a treat for you, Human Mommy…

…but it does nothing at all for me.

This is what I want.*

–Luna

*Hey, Temptations, not to complain, but I still haven’t received a complimentary case of your yummy treats to ensure product placement in future posts. I am a Cat Influencer, you know.

Two monitors? You look ever so busy, Human Mommy.

Your job is still super boring, though.

Wake me for Happy Hour ‘Niptinis but not before.

–Phelps

You know, Human Mommy, maybe your Cat Managers wouldn’t take so many naps…

…if your job was interesting.

Seriously, how many Excel spreadsheets does the world need?!

–Lily

Thank you for my new, hot pink bed, Human Daddy!

It’s the perfect fit!

Not to be rude, but I think Stella might require a larger size.

–Stella and Xena

No, I didn’t take this flip-flop from Human Daddy.

He gave it to me.

–Stella

Yes, Human Mommy, I understand it’s Monday and you have to go to “work.”

What I don’t understand is how that necessitates displacing me from my cushy office chair.

–Phelps

I’m not antisocial.

I’m just not feeling very social right now.

Kindly stop taking my picture, Human Mommy, and let me enjoy some alone time.

–Darth Vader