Month: September 2020

Strange how my perfectly sized, hot pink Dog bed smells like Meowies and Stella…

…and a little bit of Xena.

–Sunny

Don’t even try that kissy-kissy, who’s-a-good -Kitty nonsense on us!

You’re embarrassing yourself–you know the rule.

There will be no going up until you’ve paid the toll.

–Finnegan and Phelps

Nothing to see here…

Nothing but two sweetie pies being sweet on each other.

–Sunny and Xena

It’s Labor Day, Human Mommy.

There’s no reason to oust me from my chair so that you can sit at your computer and do whatever boring things you do for work.

–Darth Vader

Eat your hearts out, Ladies!

I’ll admit it–I’m not only a Lap Muffin.

I’m a Stud Muffin, too.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Summer is waning.

Enjoy every last moment.

–Phelps

Papa Cosmo! PAPA COSMO!!!

I’m bored. Let’s play tug or wrestle or just try and herd the Meowies.

–Xena

Tech Support often involves looking at your Humans judgmentally…

…more than actually helping.

–Phelps

Holding a sweet lady while drinking an ice cold Coke…

Life doesn’t get much better than this.

–Xena

What are you doing socializing with a golden Woofie, Human Daddy?

I thought I was your favorite golden boy!

–Finnegan