Month: October 2020

Ahem, Human Daddy!

Whatever you are doing on your phone can wait.

I require a belly rub.

–Sunny

I see you have your mask on, you’re carrying your purse, and you’re jangling your keys.

You must be going out.

On a Sunday!

A day when you should be providing a lap for your beloved Cat…

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

I am lounging here comfortably, but I am also judging you.

I am always judging you, Humans.

–Darth Vader

Find a puddle of early autumn sun…

…in which to chill over the long weekend.

–Finnegan

Oh, life is grand…

…when you are a Kitten Princess with a full belly, a warm, soft bed, and all the love you can handle.

–Sansa, Guest Contributor

All hail…

…the Mighty Tigress Queen!

–Lily

Work hard.

Play harder.

Nap hardest.

On a soft pillow, of course.

–Finnegan

It should go without saying that a Cat King, in his Royal Cave, is not to be disturbed.

Now, shoo, paparazzi.

–Phelps

Oh, beautiful, crackly fire!

You hypnotize me.

–Xena

You and I are both well-dressed in classic tuxedos.

The similarities end there, Woofie.

-Phelps