Month: November 2020

How lucky you are, Human Mommy…

…to wake up next to a gloriously glossy House Panther.

–Darth Vader

No, you may not sit on the bench, Human Mommy.

The final spot is reserved for Phelps when and if he decides he prefers the bench cushion over his cushion of leaves.

–Darth Vader

It’s Monday again, Human Mommy.

You know what will make things better?

Dog biscuits.

–Cosmo

Oh good! The Sunday Times has arrived.

You weren’t planning on reading this, were you?

Good.

You know the Times is my favorite Sunday napping spot.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Don’t be silly, Human Mommy! I’m not a rabbit.

I’m a Puppy Princess with pointy ears and a rope carrot clenched firmly in my mouth.

–Xena

Gosh, Human Mommy, I’m really hungry…

…but it looks like you saved not one bite of your dinner for me.

–Cosmo

When you’re gorgeous and you know it…

…go ahead and flaunt it.

–Lily

There is no better place to nap…

…than in a laundry basket full of freshly laundered bedding.

–Luna

Of course I’m smiling! I’m curled up next to my Human Mommy.

Ear skritches are all but guaranteed.

–Sunny

I can’t do anything about it being Monday, Human Mommy.

But I can sit on your lap with my purr motor running at full throttle.

–Phelps