Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!

How about some bacon to celebrate?
–Cosmo
Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!

How about some bacon to celebrate?
–Cosmo
Ahem! I would like an ear skritch…

…followed by a chin skritch.
–Amber
Sure, your white sundress is pretty, Human Mommy…

…but it will be even prettier with a sheen of shed fur.
–Phelps
We Dogs bark and growl as needed…

…but mostly we chill.
–Sunny, Xena, and Stella
The ferocious House Panther, half-asleep…

…dares you to stroke his glorious, glossy coat.
–Darth Vader
I feel you looking at me judgementally, Human Mommy, but don’t.

I use this treadmill way more than you do, after all.
–Lily
Yes, Humans, I know. I’m better than you.

Surely you came to that realization ages ago…
–Luna
Human Daddy made us our very own cedar platform in our favorite tree.

We are delighted but have also requested a second platform, higher up.
–Finnegan
Please don’t lick the pot clean, Cosmo.

We’d all like to get a lick, too.
–Darth Vader, Xena, and Stella
I am King of all that I survey and of all that I lounge upon.

All hail the King of the World!
–Phelps