Why?

Just why?!
-Sunny
Why?

Just why?!
-Sunny
Oooh, look, a Cicada!

Surely the Humans wouldn’t mind if I made a small hole in the screen, given the circumstances.
–Amber
Do you want a tummy rub, Sunny?

That must be a rhetorical question! Here I am displaying my tummy on a Tuesday no less.

Of course I want a tummy rub!
–Sunny
I know it’s Monday, Human Mommy, but must you engage in your clickety clackety typing today?

Can’t you see I’m trying to relax here?
–Amber
Frisbee is exhausting…

…whether you’ve been throwing it, chasing it, catching it, or simply gnawing on it.
–Stella
Oh zounds!

I appear to have melted.
–Lily
With both Birdies and Cicadas to watch…

…it’s the best summer TV season ever!
–Amber
Day or night…

…the Guard Cats protect the Homestead.
–Phelps and Darth Vader
I make loafing look easy but it’s not.

I’ve been perfecting my technique since Kittenhood.
–Amber
It’s true that I wanted to go out 30 seconds ago but now I want to come back in.

Why can’t you wrap your dim Human mind around this situation?
–Darth Vader