Month: July 2021

If you’re grilling, I will be there…

…so long as you are grilling meat, and not vegetables or some fake meat nonsense.

Grills are made for meat.

–Phelps

Sometimes, Human Mommy wonders if I am judging her.

Yes, I am.

–Amber

Yes, I know it’s Friday.

No, I don’t plan on emerging from my safe spot.

Between the fireworks and the thunderstorms, it’s been a rough week.

–Sunnt

This couch is nice and comfy, but it’s not as wide as the previous futon.

Where are you going to sit, Humans?

–Cosmo et al

Virus or not, it’s important to wash one’s paws frequently and assiduously…

…both to avoid germs and to maintain your paws’ pearly whiteness.

–Luna

Thanks for all your well wishes!

I’m still in my spot, under a protective chair, lest the sky start falling again.

I’ve still got some recuperating to do.

–Sunny

Oh, the bangs and booms and pops were horrible last night!

I’m going to recuperate in my favorite bed, that smells inexplicably of Meowie.

–Sunny

I would most appreciate it, Humans, if you use fireworks only in moderation to celebrate the 4th, or better yet, not at all.

The King of the World needs his sleep.

–Phelps

A new bench cushion? How very kind of you, Humans!

And, no, you may not share it with us.

–Darth Vader and Phelps

Contentment is…

…a box.

–Lily