There are Woofies who prefer Human Daddy’s lap.
Amateurs!

True connoisseurs know that Human Mommy’s lap is the softest and the nicest.
–Phelps
There are Woofies who prefer Human Daddy’s lap.
Amateurs!

True connoisseurs know that Human Mommy’s lap is the softest and the nicest.
–Phelps
Wow, I found a humongous sun puddle!

It is basically a sun pond.
–Xena
Gimme the treat…

…or I’ll take your finger!
–Xena
Fall is Human Mommy’s favorite season.

I wholly agree!
–Sunny
I am a Feline of many titles.

I am both the Tortie Empress and the reigning Queen of Autumn.
–Amber
I am here…
You are here…

Skritch my head.
–Amber
Hey, Finn, I’m pretty starved.
Want share some of that delicious-smelling Meowie kibble with me?

Sorry, Cosmo. Human Mommy says Cat kibble is bad for you.
Want me to pick you up a rodent instead when I head outside?
–Cosmo and Finnegan
I am in my special egg…

…enjoying some ME time.

Please do not disturb.
–Luna
When you are a CelbriCat, the paparazzi follow you everywhere, even to fine dining establishments such as the Kitchen.

Don’t sweat it–just get back to your meal.

CelebriCats, after all, never take a bad photo.
–Amber, Luna, Darth Vader, Finnegan, and Phelps
If you truly want to go upstairs, you will pay the toll.

If not, then not.
–Phelps