Hello! My name is Paulie. I rented this one-bedroom, open concept, unfurnished cottage for myself and my SO Molly.
Rent is low (free actually) but it’s not the best neighborhood. You have to watch out for clumsy Woofies, Meowies, and Meowies pretending to be stones.
–Paulie
Woofies, you may remain on my royal bed because I am magnanimous…
…and also because the wood floor is substantially cooler on this torrid day.
–Lily
You are posting to our blog extremely late, Human Mommy.
Your House Panther is supremely unimpressed.
–Darth Vader
The Humans have set the fan to oscillate.
Sometimes, it oscillates on me, which is nice and cooling.
But sometimes it oscillates away, and then I melt.
–Cosmo
Just to be clear, Woofies, this box is mine, as is the Kibble.
Really, everything is mine, but I will allow you to continue to lounge upon my rug because I am a magnanimous Tiger Queen.
–Lily
No, we are not interested in coming back inside, Humans.
We’ll let you know when we’re ready, but given the balmy weather and the presence of playful, plump Birdies, don’t expect it to be any time soon.
–Luna and Finnegan
Here Fishy-Fishies! Don’t be shy!
I am a most friendly tuxedo-wearing Cat.
–Phelps
It’s been a very hot, very hard week of Catting.
One of the servants… er… Humans will need to transport me to Happy Hour.
–Lily
When it’s too hot, there’s no use in resisting.
Allow yourself to liquefy.
–Amber
What’s that, sweet Birdies? No, there’s no Huntress here…
Just a new, harmless, highly unobtrusive grey and white stone, placed in proximity to the existing stones and, coincidentally, to the Birdie feeder and bath.
Just in case you fancy perching on a new stone after your snack or ablutions…
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 