Month: August 2022

Ha ha! That joke about Meowies was hysterical!

Tell it again, Human Daddy!

–Xena

I see you, Human Mommy, approaching me with a brush.

Back away now if you know what’s good for you.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Friday is supposed to be a good day, but today Human Daddy gave me a BATH.

Today was a terrible day.

–Cosmo

It can be good to have a lively conversation with your friend…

…but sometimes it’s better just to chill.

–Darth Vader and Stella

You are working, Human Mommy, and I am watching you work.

You are boring me.

–Amber

What lovely weather for a snooze…

…next to the screen door.

–Finnegan and Cosmo

I love you, Human Daddy…

…more than Woofs can say.

–Cosmo

Papa Cosmo, I heard a bad rumor that tomorrow is Monday!

I heard the same rumor, Little Xena, but don’t fret. Like the Meowies, we Doggoes are not beholden to the days of the week!

–Xena and Cosmo

The Little Woofie is trying to upstage me, the Glorious House Panther.

Fortunately, I am un-upstageable.

Purrs, DV

Yes, I am magnificent.

I cannot be otherwise.

–Darth Vader