Month: September 2022

You are working on spreadsheets on a Saturday, Human Mommy.

Could you be more pathetic?

–Lily

Napping is serious business.

Don’t let anyone tell you anything different.

–Amber

Especially with summer drawing to a close…

…basking in buttery sun puddles is more important than ever.

–Amber

You worked hard, Human Mommy, doing whatever you do with your clickety-clackety typing.

Time to relax.

–Lily

My Sniffer tells me that there used to be chicken in this Tupperware but my eyes tell me that it is now empty.

Why didn’t you share the chicken with me, Human Daddy?

–Cosmo

Chin skritch?

Yes, please!

–Sunny

The Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat does not always guard the stairs…

…but when I do, no one goes up or down without paying the toll in full.

Especially the Woofies.

–Phelps

Is your Human Mommy performing clickety-clackety typing on a Saturday, interrupting your afternoon nap?

Glare until she cools it.

–Amber

A Tortie’s work is never finished!

Humans require constant supervision, especially when they are cleaning out their cupboards to ensure that they do not mistakenly dispose of your beloved Temptation treats.

–Sansa, Guest Contributor

Hello! My name is Sophie and I was recently adopted by some lovely folks who treat me like a Princess.

As a Good Doggo, though, I must acquaint myself with the household rules.

Humans, am I allowed to sit on this chair so that I can watch you while you’re eating dinner?

What’s that? This chair is now mine?

I am ever so pleased. Every Princess needs a throne, after all.

–Sophie, Guest Contributor