Month: October 2022

I am not a mere loaf; I am King of the Loaves.

All hail the King!

–Finnegan

Oooh, look! A new swing!

Very comfy, but I mustn’t swing too hard…

…lest I upset my delicate tummy.

–Xena

I’m in a committed relationship with Stella…

…but that doesn’t prevent me from spending some quality one-on-one time with gorgeous Lily.

–Cosmo

I’m lounging with my girl, basking in front of a crackling fire on a crispy fall evening.

Life doesn’t get better than this.

–Sunny

The new loveseat Human Daddy assembled is much nicer than my old window bench.

My girlfriend Stella also thinks the loveseat is very nice, so it’s unclear if I have actually gained any surface area.

–Cosmo

Pumpkins have been been procured but not yet displayed, much less carved.

Ghosts have been finalized but not yet hung.

No word on the festive witches’ hats or if I’ll be getting any bats or spiders for possible inclusion in my 2022 Official Halloween Portrait.

Is it any wonder that I’m driven to drink?!

–Darth Vader

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In a house full of Meowies and Doggoes…

It’s important to learn how to cohabitate.

–Cosmo

Much better.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

These lovely, autumnal blooms are a nice gesture.

Brisket would be nicer.

–Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Oh bother!

I’m truly never getting my trusty, hot pink Dog Bed back, am I?

–Sunny