Month: November 2022

You know you’re gorgeous when…

…you look like this without even trying.

–Lily

As a Black Panther, the couch cushion belongs to me.

Still, sometimes I let a fellow Void use my cushion because she’s a very good and very pretty girl.

–Darth Vader

You want to sleep here, Human Mommy?

That is not possible.

–Luna and Darth Vader

The Mighty Warrior Princess of the Mountain sees, hears, and smells everything…

…and barks as appropriate.

–Xena

Ahem, Humans! I am obviously posing over here.

Grab your phones and get a good shot.

–Cosmo

Welcome home, Human Mommy!

I missed you SO MUCH!

–Sunny

Toasty Cat =

Happy Cat

–Phelps

My order from City Barbecue was delivered right on time.

But my Human Mommy is taking forever to disburse my beloved Brisket.

Fill my bowl, Human Mommy!

–Louie, Guest Lap Muffin Correspondent

The Lion King has arrived.

You must make room for the King on the couch, Woofies.

–Finnegan

Human Mommy is leaving us over the weekend to visit her Mommy and Daddy.

I’m trying to be brave but privately I’m despairing inside.

–Sunny