The crackly fire Human Daddy built for me is just lovely…
…as befits the Biggest, Baddest, Blackest and Whitest Boss Cat.
–Phelps
As befits a Boss
Friday
It’s Friday and you know what that means…
Celebratory Tummy Rub!
–Sunny
Like I said
Sometimes I pick the middle cave and sometimes an outer cave.
It all depends on my mood.
–Luna
Preferences
Sometimes I prefer an outer cave but other times I like to be right in the middle.
All the caves are mine, after all.
–Luna
Glamour Puss
I’m a Glamour Puss.
I’ll happily own that title.
–Lily
Off Schedule
On the weekends, the Humans sometimes eat a bit on the late side.
It can make it difficult to ascertain when the time for hoping for lunch has truly passed and when I should refocus my hopes on dinner.
–Cosmo
Displacement
I understand your need for a midday nap, Human Mommy, but…
…surely that’s no reason to displace me, Mr. Spaghetti Legs.
–Finnegan
Thank you, Grammy Cat!
Look at me, lounging with two beautiful ladies!
The Sleeping Cloud has definitely improved my social life.
–Sunny
Swing
The swinging bench is nice…
…though I can do without the swinging.
–Phelps
Work
A laptop is an essential tool for many important activities such as warming one’s tummy, watching Cat videos, and using Human Mommy’s Amazon account to procure fresh ‘Nip.
Since Human Mommy doesn’t use the laptop to perform any of these activities during the workday, I must assume that her work is unimportant.
–Amber
Daily Feline Wisdom 