Month: April 2023

When you are as handsome and well-known as I am, you have to get used to paparazzi everywhere, all the time.

It’s one of the sacrifices of being a CelebriCat.

–Phelps

To photosynthesize effectively, you must stretch out fully…

…to maximize your sun absorption area.

–Luna

I’ve heard an ugly rumor that Human Mommy is abandoning us for more days than I have paws to visit Grammy Cat.

I hope this isn’t true and it’s just an example of what Humans call fake news.

–Sunny

Everyone appreciates the Sleeping Cloud Grammy Cat got for Sunny…

…but Stella and I are true Cloudophiles.

–Lily

I’m magnificent…

…and I know it.

–Darth Vader

Human Daddy has headed out to procure foodstuffs, so that means I’m in charge.

Don’t worry, Human Daddy. I’m a great First Officer.

–Cosmo

A weighted blanket is better than nothing…

…but a weighted Panther is far superior.

–Darth Vader

Woohoo! Look at me!

I’m the tallest Doggo around!

–Xena

I am loafing and I am pondering on Feline things…

…too deep and too complex for Human comprehension.

–Phelps

I am nothing but a stone, a harmless, unobtrusive grey stone.

Look, my stone eyes are even closed! Nothing threatening here, Birdie friends.

–Luna