A Great Guard Dog is always alert…

…and ready to bark, growl, howl, woof, and/or wag as necessary…

…unless she’s on break.
–Stella
A Great Guard Dog is always alert…

…and ready to bark, growl, howl, woof, and/or wag as necessary…

…unless she’s on break.
–Stella
It’s still a bit nippy out, but very soon…

…it will be Private-Members-Only-Cat-and-Woofie Club weather.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
When you are a Void, it behooves you to seek out other Voids…

…so that you can become, if not a Super Void, at least a Double Void.
–Hope and Roland, Guest Contributors
It’s never a bad idea…

…to extend one’s snooze.
–Sunny
I know that you are working hard, Human Mommy, doing whatever you do with your clickety-clackety typing.

Take a much needed pause for both our sakes to admire my exquisite paws.
–Twyla, Guest Contributor
The other Guard Dogs are on break, so it’s up to me to protect the Homestead.

I’ve got this. I am a Warrior Princess, after all.
–Xena
The Woofies believe that Human Daddy made the windowseat for them.

The Woofies are mistaken.
–Lily, Phelps, and Luna
Oh, what a lovely day it is to be a Cat…

…erm…stone, a highly unobtrusive, gray stone perfect for perching upon.
–Luna
Some Guard Dogs are solo practitioners…

…but we find that a team approach works best.
–Sunny, Xena, and Stella
A grey, rainy day can be wonderfully cozy…

…so long as your Human Daddy builds you a fire.
–Phelps