Month: May 2023

There’s no wrong way to enjoy a springtime slurp of clear water from the beloved park fountain…

…except for Finnegan’s way.

—Darth Vader

Sometimes the resident Voids combine to create a Super Void…

…and other times we prefer to remain detached, but in each other’s orbit.

—Darth Vader and Stella

Who dares disturb the Boss Cat at repose…

…without a proper tribute of Tuna?

—Phelps

Surely, you’re done working for the day, Human Mommy…

…especially as I have selected the desk chair for my afternoon lounging session.

—Lily

Sunny and I were engaged in a wide-ranging conversation, touching on topics such as Meowie relations, Kibble preferences, and Squirrels, when I heard something in the Kitchen.

Of course, I lost my train of thought. How could I not? FOOD comes from the Kitchen.

—Cosmo

The Humans and the other Cats frequently criticize my fountain drinking technique.

I resent this. It’s not wrong if it works, and getting my front paws wet helps lower my core temperature almost as much as imbibing the water.

Maybe the other Cats are doing it wrong.

—Finnegan

Sunny, Xena, and the Meowies have been talking about the upper viewing platform for months, so I figured I’d give it a go.

The hype is correct—this new spot is all right.

—Stella

Oh, good, you’re finally up! Someone requires a Tummy Rub.

That someone is me.

—Sunny

You have displeased your Queen.

How? you ask.

The fact that you have to ask only deepens the Queen’s displeasure.

—The Queen, Guest Contributor

Has the spring weather turned a bit nippy?

Make sure your midday nap is extra snuggly.

—Phelps