Cat Plant

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Congratulations, Humans! You have grown a Cat.

Please note that your Cat Plant does NOT require watering.

You must apply fertilizer, frequently and generously, in the form of Temptations, tuna, and chilled cream to wash it all down.

—Luna

Options

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Phelps can really hog the only acceptable perching stone at the beloved park fountain bar.

A handsome tuxedo cat sits comfortably on a small gray boulder and greedily slurps water out of a bird bath shaped like a sunflower. A House Panther sits half on and half off another, less desirable boulder and glares because the Tuxie is taking much too long.

Fortunately there are nearby options like the new Sushi vending machine…

The same handsome House Panther laps crystal clear water from a small, kidney shaped pond, filled with lily pads and, presumably, delectable fishies.

…which Human Daddy finally remembered to stock with Fishies.

—Darth Vader

Unobtrusive

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Nothing to see here, Birdies. Nothing but a highly unobtrusive gray stone, shading herself under the maple tree.

What’s that, Birdies? You don’t recall there being a stone here yesterday?

A grey and white cat sits innocently beneath a small Japanese maple tree. There are white daisies and cheerful yellow vining flowers in the foreground. Aside from her pointy ears, whiskers, and red, belled collar, she’d be really easy to mistake for a stone.

Well, you know Human Daddy has been doing a lot of landscaping.

He must have placed the highly unobtrusive gray stone here as a subtle decorative element and as a prime place for Birdies to perch.

—Luna