Month: July 2023

I’m pairing a classic tail curl with a perfect back leg extension…

…all while snoozing.

I’m very talented.

—Lily

Thank you, Little Xena, for loaning me the very special Dog pillow that Human Daddy gave to you.

Also, thank you, Grammy Cat for giving Human Daddy this marvelous pillow for his birthday.

You have great taste in pillows.

—Cosmo

My Saturday schedule is pretty packed with fun and relaxing activities…

…but my priority is spending lovey-dovey time with my main squeeze, Stella.

—Sunny

My Humans are refusing to let me outside because, according to them, it’s too hot.

What they fail to understand is that a day such as today offers ideal liquefaction conditions.

Harrumph!

I guess I’ll have to stay here, liquifying as fast as I can despite the annoying AC my Humans insist on.

—Phelps

I don’t much like the heat and it’s very, very hot.

The Humans say it’s too hot to cook, so they’ve summoned a pizza.

I am now waiting for the pizza, which will surely include crusts for me.

It’s a silver lining, if you will.

—Cosmo

Human Mommy, now is not the time to fold your laundry. It’s been in a bin for over a week, what will another day hurt?

Now is the time to start thinking about our dinner.

Our tummies will start hurting if they aren’t filled soon.

—Cosmo and Sunny

It’s Tuesday, Human Mommy, and my Tummy Rub is past due.

Get with it, Human Mommy!

—Lily

Sometimes Human Mommy accuses me of a serious crime, like stealing one of Human Daddy’s flip-flops…

…with no evidence whatsoever.

—Stella

I’ll be on my way, very soon…

…to the Land of Nod.

—Sunny

Sometimes, Human Daddy gets caught up scrolling through his phone and fails to pay sufficient attention to me, his beloved Warrior Princess.

Fortunately, staring pointedly and even throwing in an annoyed bark if absolutely necessary, refocuses his attention almost immediately on his Top Priority, ME.

—Xena