Life

How you Humans hope to find life on other planets is a mystery to us Cats.

A handsome black panther sits next to a man dressed in grey shorts and a black tee shirt with a graphic image of the Mars rover in front of an orange circle that represents the planet.  The cat is swishing his tail and looking up at his human with slightly narrowed yellow eyes.  He seems to be sharing his opinion on human space exploration.

Not to criticize, Human Daddy, but you and Human Mommy don’t seem to notice even a fraction of the creepy crawlers and occasional rodents that set up residence beneath the stove.

—Darth Vader