Finnegan believes the new tree is his.

In this, as in so many other things, the young Lion is mistaken.
—Phelps
Finnegan believes the new tree is his.

In this, as in so many other things, the young Lion is mistaken.
—Phelps
A proper Cat about town…

…such as myself…

…frequents more than one dining establishment.
—Phelps
How you Humans hope to find life on other planets is a mystery to us Cats.

Not to criticize, Human Daddy, but you and Human Mommy don’t seem to notice even a fraction of the creepy crawlers and occasional rodents that set up residence beneath the stove.
—Darth Vader
I’m wondering, Sunny, when this oppressively hot summer will be over.

I’m wondering that, too, Cosmo, but my more immediate concern is when dinner will be.
—Cosmo and Sunny
I see you are sad that tomorrow is Monday, Human Mommy.

It is unfortunate that you do not share my Feline insouciance regarding the days of the week.
—Lily
The Meowies seem to get an inordinate amount of lap time compared to us Doggoes.

We probably should’ve read the fine print on the lap reservation app the Meowies set up.
—Cosmo
The Humans got us a new bed.

There’s no better way to start the weekend than with a Friday night snooze in a brand new bed!
—Cosmo
Oh, look!

A tree with attached napping baskets has appeared in my living room.

The Lion King approves.
—Finnegan
Not to brag, but I’m curled up on the most comfortable Sleeping Cloud, next to the most gorgeous girl, and there are no thunderstorms predicted in the weather forecast.

Yup, I’m the luckiest guy in the world.
—Sunny
Human Daddy is building me something. It must be a much larger version of the Winter Palace I frequent a few palaces down.

It’s too early to make a decision, of course, but Miss Debby may have some competition this year.
—Phelps