Managing Human Mommy is absolutely exhausting.
Sometimes, I have to give myself a well-deserved break by warming my tummy on the closed laptop.
Don’t worry, I’m not preventing Human Mommy from working.
It’s not like she accomplishes much while the laptop is open.
—Amber
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
I’m the only Cat who should use the beloved Sleeping Egg given my appropriate yolk and white coloration.
—Finnegan
The Humans say I can either be in or out.
Personally, I think I can be both.
—Xena
Ahem, Human Mommy! There is a discernible nip in the air.
It is high time to start planning and procuring accessories for my Official 2023 Halloween Portrait.
Pumpkins are a must, and I’m also thinking spiders, cobwebs, ghosts, and possibly skeletons but not so many that they detract from ME, the star of Halloween.
—Darth Vader
Focus, Human Mommy.
That spreadsheet is not going to fill itself out.
—Amber
It’s Sunday and Human Mommy is bummed out that tomorrow is Monday.
On the other paw, I don’t mind Monday at all because the day after is Tuesday which guarantees a Tummy Rub.
—Sunny
Xena has many good qualities, but she is a bit clingy around Human Daddy.
I really appreciate it when I get some Daddy Time, too.
—Stella
Yes, Human Mommy, you have provided me with a comfortable and sufficiently lengthy lap cuddle.
But you failed to bake the organic chicken tenders that garnish my Fancy Feast dinner.
Why you couldn’t accomplish both tasks is a mystery to me.
—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent
Ever climb to the tippy top of one of the light posts Human Daddy built for you only to forget what you came for?
Oh, wait, I remember!
Birdies. I came for Birdies.
—Luna
As a Cat Prima Ballerina, I have mastered an extensive repertoire of graceful lounging positions.
Still, the Classic Tail Curl is my signature.
—Lily
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