Month: September 2023

Sure, naps with Meowie Nap Buddies are lovely in a platonic sort of way…

…but nothing beats a nap session with my main squeeze Stella, especially when she snuggles her gorgeous muzzle against my tail area.

—Sunny

Lily’s the chillest Meowie and I’m the chillest Doggo*…

…so it makes sense that we’re nap buddies.

—Sunny

*Except for during thunderstorms. Then I am not chill at all.

Xena sometimes complains about performing her Guard Dog duties solo, but she’s never really alone.

I always keep an eye on her and am ready to deploy as backup at a moment’s notice.

—Cosmo

The perfect curl is equal parts art and science…

…and requires years of practice to execute.

—Phelps

What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to check something on your work computer on the weekend?

No.

—Amber

What do you mean I seem different from the other stones, Birdies?

Are you guys geologists now?

—Luna

What are you doing, Human Mommy? Are you getting up to get lunch?

It’s not even noon! Your behavior is utterly unacceptable and I’m going to have to write you up.

Unless your fetching lunch for your manager.

In that case, I’ll take my usual tuna sandwich, hold the bread, condiments, and lettuce.

—Amber

Last night was just terrible with the lightening and constant booms of thunder.

I’m going to require a long period of both physical and psychological recuperation next to my beloved Stella.

—Sunny

Human Mommy made a delicious-smelling quiche but told me I couldn’t have a slice because it contains ingredients that aren’t good for Doggoes.

Why did you use such ingredients, Human Mommy?

And on my birthday, no less!

—Cosmo

Yes, I know I’m unbelievably handsome. How could I not?

Still, your lack of restraint in taking my photo is becoming tiresome, Human Mommy.

As I keep explaining, cave time is my private time.

—Finnegan