Month: September 2023

If you don’t spend some of your weekend as a loaf…

…you are not doing it right.

—Lily

Empresses outrank queens. This is a well known fact.

This is why the Tortie Empress lounges upon the superior window seat while the Tiger Queen is relegated to the much inferior printer for her afternoon snooze.

—Amber

I’m happy that my Human brought me City Barbecue…

…but I’ll be absolutely ecstatic once she dispenses the brisket from the bag.

—Louie, Senior Lap Muffin Correspondent

Human Mommy, it’s still way too hot!

Can’t you please turn down the outdoor thermostat?

—Cosmo

If it weren’t so hot, I’d be perched in a outdoor tree, waiting for a plump, playful Birdie to fly by.

Fortunately, Human Daddy created this indoor tree for me.

Now, if only he’d supply me with some indoor Birdies, too…

—Finnegan

You know it’s hot when the Sun Worshipping Felines melt inside…

…despite the AC running on max.

—Lily

I thought Labor Day was the end of summer.

So how do you explain the temperatures in the high 90s with a heat index of 100?

Or the fact that your beloved Hound is melting?

—Cosmo

Human Mommy is the worst procrastinator.

She waited until this late hour to post our blog.

Worse, she has done nothing to prepare for my all important 2023 Official Halloween Portrait.

I am distraught and annoyed in equal measure.

—Darth Vader

To be honest, I don’t love getting picked up.

But I do love making Lily, Luna, Stella, and Xena feel jealous because I’m in Human Daddy’s arms and they aren’t.

—Amber

TDIF, Humans! I’ve worked extra hard at being a good Doggo all week long.

I definitely deserve some extra ear skritches and some celebratory bully bites.

—Cosmo