Reject Portrait #1

Posted on by sevencatsandcounting

No, Humans, this absolutely cannot serve as my Official 2023 Halloween Portrait.

Why? you ask.

A large black cat sits on a small red border. There are steps and the entrance to a house behind him. Three pumpkins adorn the steps. It is all very Halloweeny but apparently not Halloweeny enough.

First, you took it from too far away and then zoomed in, which diminished its sharpness.

Second, the pumpkins are too much in the background and haven’t even been properly carved yet.

Third, I am in Egyptian pose and I did Egyptian pose last year.

We don’t want a repeat, do we?

—Darth Vader

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