Month: November 2023

Excuse the interruption, Humans, but I have an urgent request.

The request is for food.

—Cosmo

It has gotten a bit too nippy outside for the Lion King to spend his evenings gallivanting around the neighborhood.

Zounds!

—Finnegan

With the temperatures dropping…

…I appreciate the glorious, crackly fires Human Daddy builds for me more than ever.

—Phelps

I hereby declare that I am NOT in favor of the recent time change…

…as it delays my dinner by a whole hour.

—Cosmo

Papa Cosmo does his best, but he’s just too big to make for an ideal chin rest.

Sadly, I can’t serve as my own chin rest and Sunny says he’s on break.

—Xena

What’s with all the urgent tweeting, Birdie friends?

There’s nothing to fear here.

I am but a harmless, golden leaf atop a pile of my brethren.

—Finnegan

What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to roll over on your side?

That is obviously NOT permitted.

—Amber

It’s okay to feel a little down after your most special of days has passed.

Console yourself with the thought that Big Bird Day is just around the corner.

—Darth Vader

Working from home is just exhausting!

I had to participate in 9–count them, NINE—conference calls today.

That’s as many meetings as I have lives!

I fully expect proper recompense in the form of delicious nom-noms and/or cuddles and ear skritches from my Human Mommy.

What would she do without me?

—Ella, Guest Contributor

Looks like you’re thinking about dinner, Human Mommy.

I hope you’re thinking about my dinner.

—Cosmo