Month: December 2023

Ahem, Human Mommy. We are posing over here.

Please do your job and take our picture!

—Cosmo and Xena

The Humans try, but they lack the aesthetic sense of us Cats.

To ensure that your Catsmas tree is up to Feline standards, it is important to inspect it yourself.

Good height, nice color, appealing crotchet Santa at the top, shiny battable baubles, and none of those annoying bells to dissuade us from removing toys from our tree.

Congratulations, Humans! This Catsmas Tree has passed inspection.

Now, scoot it closer. I want to get my paws on Santa.

—Amber

Being late is never in fashion.

Take it from us, two chic, tuxedo-wearing gentleman who make a point of camping out in the kitchen hours before dinner is likely to be served in order to avoid a faux pas.

—Phelps and Cosmo

No, I am not interested in the kibble in my bowl. I want the Temptations on the counter.

How could I be any clearer about this?

—Darth Vader

We tend to go on and on about their performance as Chin Rests, but the little guys have other talents, too…

…like serving as Ear-and-Cheek Rests.

—Cosmo

It’s always fun to watch Squirrel and Birdie TV…

…but it’s the most fun when Human Daddy joins in!

—Xena

Lounging in a bay window on a sunny day?

Yes, please!

—Sunny and Xena

The middle-size Woofie is not my favorite Woofie…

…but she does radiate the most heat.

So, sometimes the middle-size Woofie is the best choice.

—Phelps

The littlest Woofie believes that the nice sunny spot in the window is hers.

She is wrong.

This spot is mine.

—Phelps

The Woofies understand that the fire is mine and only mine…

…as well they should.

—Phelps