Watching the outside with Human Daddy…

…is pretty special.
—Cosmo and Luna
Watching the outside with Human Daddy…

…is pretty special.
—Cosmo and Luna

—Finnegan
Stella is the best Woofie to snuggle with on a chilly day…

…due to her soft velvet coat and the impressive amount of heat that radiates from her.
—Lily
Everyone goes on and on about how Xena’s the best Chin Rest.

Personally, I sometimes prefer Sunny as he’s much too polite to move when you’re using him.
—Stella
The Woofies have grown on me, it’s true…

…but it’s not like I want to hang out with the smelly, slobbery beasts 24/7.

I need Me time in my den.
—Phelps
Salmon and asparagus wouldn’t be my first choice, Human Daddy…

… but as I’m obviously STARVING, I’ll take whatever I can get.
—Cosmo
Oooh, the heat of the crackly fire Human Daddy made for us feels good on my entire body…

…particularly on my titanium knee.
—Stella
Has no one ever told you that it is particularly rude to photograph a Cat Loaf who is pointedly ignoring you?

Well, it is. Now you know.
Be sure to fetch me some treats of apology or, at the very least, allow me to take an unusually lengthy promenade outside to make up for the annoyance you have caused.
—Finnegan
OMD, that spaghetti smells good, Human Daddy!

Guess who else LOVES spaghetti.
Hint: He’s right in front of you.
—Cosmo
It’s been said before and it will be said again…

…Xena is the best Chin Rest, bar none.
—Cosmo