Is a Woofie already installed on your Human Mommy’s lap?
Not your problem.
Pay the Woofie no mind and settle in.
The lap is yours by right because you are the Senior Cat.
—Phelps
Lap
Fancy
I’m always fancy because I wear the bespoke tux I was born in.
When I want to be particularly fancy, I cross my front paws.
—Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 