I’m not saying Luna clawed my handsome muzzle when we got into a dispute involving ornithology.

I’m also not not saying she did it.
—Finnegan
I’m not saying Luna clawed my handsome muzzle when we got into a dispute involving ornithology.

I’m also not not saying she did it.
—Finnegan
What are you doing, Human Mommy?! Why are you removing the shiny, battable baubles from my Catsmas Tree?!

Surely Catsmas isn’t over yet!
—Luna
Monday?

No, thank you.
—Sunny
Just as Stella and Xena enjoy their Girl Time…

…Sunny and I regularly engage in restorative Boy Time.
—Cosmo
What are you doing, Human Daddy?

Surely your cellphone isn’t even a fraction as interesting as me, your magnificent House Panther.
—Darth Vader
There’s no better way to celebrate the end of a long week…

…than with some cozy, cuddly Girl Time on the beloved Sleeping Cloud.
—Xena and Stella
For the record, I’m just as magnificent as Finnegan.

Probably more so.
—Luna
I agree, Human Mommy.

I am most definitely magnificent.
—Finnegan
Sometimes your snowy white tail tip may catch a chill in the winter months as if it’s actually covered in snow.
Don’t panic.

Simply order your Human Daddy to build you a crackly fire immediately.
—Phelps
May your new year be happy and bright and full of all the treats, skritches, Catnip, licks…

…and whatever else you desire!
Woofy New Year, Xena, Cosmo, Stella, and Sunny
Meowy New Year, Lily, Phelps, Darth Vader, Amber, Finnegan, and Luna