Month: February 2024

As you know, Humans, catching a Cat Tree trifecta is extremely rare.

We encourage buying a lotto ticket or at least a scratch off.

—Darth Vader, Amber, and Luna

A great manager does not need to be awake to manage her employees.

Her presence alone provides much needed leadership, structure, and supervision to her employees, even the lackluster ones like Human Mommy, who seem incapable of lowering the volume on their annoying clickety-clackety typing despite numerous reminders, interventions, and memos.

—Amber

Our current couch is much too small to accommodate 4 Doggoes, 2 Humans, and however many Meowies are in the mood for couch time as opposed to tree time, or cave time, or box time.

Fortunately, Human Mommy makes for a nice, soft cushion.

—Sunny

Even when you’re taking your essential midday snooze, it’s a Napping Best Practice to keep an ear propped open…

…just in case something interesting occurs in the kitchen.

—Cosmo

Sometimes, Human Mommy asks if I’m judging her.

Aren’t I always?

—Lily

I used to want to change my reputation for being the Cat who is always in a container.

But, you know what? I love containers of all sorts and that’s okay.

Some might even say it’s cool.

So now I own it.

—Finnegan

Sun yourself whenever possible…

…as you never know when the winter weather will take a nasty turn.

—Luna

Some guests to the Sleeping Cloud want to snuggle up close whereas others like their space.

As a gracious host, I strive to accommodate my guests’ preferences.

Thank goodness Grammy Cat gifted me with an extra large Sleeping Cloud!

—Sunny

Human Daddy placed his hat on my head.

I know he meant well, but I’m a bit embarrassed and I sure wish Human Mommy would stop taking photos of this situation.

—Cosmo

I see we’re having soup for lunch, Human Daddy.

Kindly fish out the chicken pieces for me, as the noodles, potatoes, and sundry vegetables are of no interest.

—Darth Vader