Ugly Rumor

Posted on by sevencatsandcounting

I have heard an ugly rumor that Human Mommy is being called back into the office a few days per week.

A petite, glossy, shorthair tortoiseshell cat sits on a home office desk with a computer monitor behind her and a laptop mouse in front of her. She is absolutely glaring at the person behind the desk who, judging by the cat’s expression, is far from meeting her KPIs.

This is utterly unacceptable as Human Mommy requires my direct, paws-on supervision to accomplish anything at all.

Her productivity, which was never great to begin with, will absolutely plummet without her Cat Manager.

—Amber

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