Human Mommy, Amber and I have voiced our concerns with your daily shower habit multiple times, yet you persist in standing under water and dousing yourself with products that make you smell not like you.
Kindly cease and desist from this barbaric practice.
—Cosmo
The ‘Nip in my trout has gone stale, Human Mommy. Kindly procure me a fresh ‘Nip-filled fish from the Amazon pond.
Same day or overnight shipping.
This is an emergency.
—Lily
Nothing beats a buttery sun puddle enjoyed with friends…
…to celebrate the end of the week!
—Xena, Luna, and Cosmo
The Wonder Twins are feeling peckish after a day of outdoor adventures.
Hurry up and provide snacks, Humans!
—Luna and Finnegan
My head is getting subsumed by a Super Void.
Once you get over the initial shock, it’s really pretty cozy.
—Sunny
Why oh why, Human Mommy, do you insist on standing under a hot waterfall and dousing yourself with floral, citrusy gels, creams, and ointments that make you smell not like you?
Why don’t you make use of your tongue like a civilized creature?
Your hygiene practices are borderline barbaric and quite disturbing to witness.
—Amber
We are two handsome gentleman…
…patiently awaiting a well-deserved treat.
—Darth Vader and Cosmo
My trusty hot pink Dog Bed is great for solo lounging…
…but nothing beats the marvelous Sleeping Cloud Grammy Cat gave me for hosting big Snuggle Parties.
—Sunny
It’s true that my trusty hot pink Dog Bed is quite small and not nearly as comfortable as the Sleeping Cloud Grammy Cat gave to me.
Still, my hot pink Dog Bed was my first Dog Bed.
Sometimes I still choose it for a snooze, particularly when I’m feeling nostalgic.
—Sunny
It can be amusing to engage in a staring contest with a fellow Void.
I always win, of course.
—Darth Vader
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