Month: March 2024

Oh my, it’s been quite a week!

Best to snooze through Friday Happy Hour or even Saturday brunch.

—Luna

You weren’t thinking of sitting here, were you, Humans?

As you can see, my Woofy brother and I are already comfortably installed.

—Darth Vader

I hereby declare myself the Toll Collector of this fine bridge.

None shall cross the raging river without a proper payment of Milkbones, Dentals, and/or Cheese.

—Cosmo

Congratulations, Humans! Your Cat is in bloom.

As we have discussed previously, your Cat does NOT require watering.

She does require frequent, generous fertilization in the form of Temptations, Cream, and/or Tuna.

—Luna

Human Mommy made the unusually ambitious New Year’s Resolution of making the bed every day this year.

Fortunately, Human Mommy is pragmatic enough to accept when her daily bed-making window has passed.

—Finnegan

Here Fishy-Fishies! Why don’t you swim a bit closer? There’s no danger.

The blue heron statue and I have only your best interests at heart.

—Lily

It’s Friday, a day when a celebratory Tummy Rub isn’t just a “nice to have.”

It’s a “need to have!”

—Sunny

Nothing beats watching the world go by…

…with your favorite Human in the whole wide world.

—Cosmo

The gloriously glossy Black Panther surveys his domain and finds it good…

…though, it would be even better if the Temptations stockpile increased by a hundred fold.

—Darth Vader

Here I am, just a big, handsome fellow, waiting for some cuddles or treats…

…or preferably both.

—Cosmo